Nov 6, 2012

Nadine Dorries to appear on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

Once again, I must beg your patience on a long-overdue update regarding what Nadine Dorries has been up to behind the scenes, but in the short term I bring news that Dorries is to enter the Australian jungle as a contestant on 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here'.

For reasons too obvious/numerous to mention, there needs to be a place for people to learn the truth about Nadine Dorries, and this is an ideal platform (that she has repeatedly attempted to remove from service) but we will need more writers/editors if we are to hope to keep up with what is to come.

So I am holding open auditions for more writers/editors for this micro-site from today. If you wish to write for this blog about Nadine Dorries' antics in the jungle (and maybe further on if you so desire), simply write a new article about anything she has done recently (or ever, if you have a favourite), then publish it on your site/blog, and submit a link to me via this page at my main website. If you have not been managing your own website, do feel free to submit your article as text, but don't be offended if you are considered for a writing role and not an editing role (experience is a requirement on the latter).

Please be yourself, but do be aware that Dorries makes false and damaging accusations against effective critics (sometimes to police), so you would be well advised to moderate your tone and stick to evidence a lot more than you would otherwise.

On that note, it should probably be made very clear to you that Nadine Dorries reserves special attention for people who publish things she does not approve of; should you attempt to take this woman on at all, I shit you not when I say you risk making an enemy for life. This is the main reason she has survived for so long despite being the most audacious liar in the House today; she can be so unhinged and vindictive at times that even the Speaker is afraid of her.




1 comment:

Surreptitious Evil said...

Tim,

Sorry et al but ...

Not even the possibility of contributing to her Nadness's long overdue downfall could persuade me to watch that trash. I'll leave it to those with stronger stomachs (for drivel, not bugs) or more evangelical commitment.